By BAXTER BLACK
“Have I acquired a deal for you! Bought this horse on a commerce.
He don’t squint half as unhealthy ridin’ him within the shade.
I do know he limps slightly. Yer eyeball is astute.
However truthful is truthful, my buddy, so I’ll throw in a case of Bute.
No! He ain’t acquired the heaves! Although I do know he seems to be the half.
He’s only a heavy breather, however he’s acquired plenty of coronary heart.
Bloodlines? Talkin’ royal blue. A real contender.
I’ll have these papers printed; match any race you enter.”
The would-be purchaser of this horse simply stared and shook his head.
He appeared the dealer within the eye and mentioned it when he mentioned,
“The one those that I do know who’d experience that horse, I’d vow.
Are too poor to experience a Quarter Horse n’ too proud to experience a cow!”
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