The Horse Dealer | Harrison Every day

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By BAXTER BLACK

“Have I acquired a deal for you! Bought this horse on a commerce.

He don’t squint half as unhealthy ridin’ him within the shade.

I do know he limps slightly. Yer eyeball is astute.

However truthful is truthful, my buddy, so I’ll throw in a case of Bute.

No! He ain’t acquired the heaves! Although I do know he seems to be the half.

He’s only a heavy breather, however he’s acquired plenty of coronary heart.

Bloodlines? Talkin’ royal blue. A real contender.

I’ll have these papers printed; match any race you enter.”

The would-be purchaser of this horse simply stared and shook his head.

He appeared the dealer within the eye and mentioned it when he mentioned,

“The one those that I do know who’d experience that horse, I’d vow.

Are too poor to experience a Quarter Horse n’ too proud to experience a cow!”

Go to BaxterBlack.com for extra data. Baxter Black is the nation’s hottest giant animal veterinarian, is a cowboy poet, humorist, speaker, sagebrush versifier, radio commentator and newspaper columnist.





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